What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
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He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
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Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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