If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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