3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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