found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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