hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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