writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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