just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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