if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
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