i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
What drink are we having for lunch?
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
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