suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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