Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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