he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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