Having a random hookup so left but love u
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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