If i come over, it means nothing
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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