He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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