Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
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so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
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Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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