how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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