So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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