Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
