I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
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I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
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She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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