Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
you win again, gameday.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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