they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
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Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
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I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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