My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
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nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
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I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
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