4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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