no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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