Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
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in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
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I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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