The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
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College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
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Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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