i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
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Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
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I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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