Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
And then he peed in my hair
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