I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
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And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
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I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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