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say what?
wanna hang out?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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