They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
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