This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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