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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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