Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
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he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
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Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
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