I can't breathe out the right side of my face
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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