Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
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She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
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I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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