i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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