Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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