You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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