hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
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Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
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What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Couch. On fire.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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