I just saw a hot homeless man
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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