I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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