I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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