I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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