you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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