i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
