Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
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i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
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I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
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