Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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