I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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