I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Randomize
