I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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