why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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