i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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