bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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