you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
My vagina is officially offended.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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