Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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