the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
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God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Floor bacon is actually really good
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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