Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I could have mohawked her pubes.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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