My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
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there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
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The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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